I opened the door to the backyard first thing this morning, as I do every day, and the handle fell off a few minutes later. It hit the floor with a loud thunk that startled both me and the dog.
The rest of the day got better after that.
I have sometimes wondered what it would have been like to be a regular person living through the Russian Revolution or the fall of the USSR. I expect it would’ve been a whole lot of not fun.
Mitchellaneous: Are you still with that loser?
JOB INTERVIEWER: Where do you see yourself in five years?
ME:
Silver Lounge, Marlborough-Blenheim Hotel, Atlantic City, NJ. This photo smells like cigarette smoke.
The Sol Reader is an ebook reader built into glasses frames. The epaper fits where the lenses of the glasses go. Not gonna lie — I am tempted by these silly things, but the price tag is high — $400.