Mitchellaneous: Are you still with that loser?
JOB INTERVIEWER: Where do you see yourself in five years?
ME:

Silver Lounge, Marlborough-Blenheim Hotel, Atlantic City, NJ. This photo smells like cigarette smoke.
The Sol Reader is an ebook reader built into glasses frames. The epaper fits where the lenses of the glasses go. Not gonna lie — I am tempted by these silly things, but the price tag is high — $400.